William Matheson (nova_one) wrote,
William Matheson
nova_one
Cleaning up my room this afternoon, I noticed a magazine hidden under the bed. Porn, perhaps? If so, whose? (That is what you are thinking reading this. I thought it would be a forgotten craft or homemaking magazine since this used to be a crafts room before I moved in.)

Buried beneath the bed, I found an issue of Maxim dated July/August 1999.

Maxim? Someone felt the need to hide a Maxim? I pity that previous billeter - perhaps the same fellow who had been accessing porn on Dwight's computer, and the person I have to thank for a certain introductory lecture. A pitiable amateur. Maxim? How is this guy going to be able to purchase condoms, assuming he ever needs them?

AUGH GET ME OUT OF THIS CONSERVATIVE PROVINCE
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