God, I need new userpics! Mine SUCK! I've got to go write some shitty poetry, then extract a verse of it and superimpose it onto a PNG of me pouting in some sexy way. I mean, it's what everybody else is doing, right? "The lights illuminate... but my darkness persists until you brighten my world..." (picture of me beardless, taken with a webcam)
Uh, no. I like my user pics to be unadulterated (oooh! adultery!) pictures of me, but maybe that's the unskilled layperson in me speaking. In any case, I want to stop typing now.