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Weird. I had a thought that a certain LJ Friend from a place I will call "Gold at last!" was calling, but this female voice was too incoherent to belong to someone so overtly intelligent.
I can't wait until the owner of that phone number looks it up on the internet. Yep! I'm the guy you called!