"RBC Insurance. A 140-minute call could give you stomach ulcers, grey hair, and choler while you tell them your hamster's middle name, what month in 1962 your stepfather got his licence, and that you have a condition that you need corrective lenses (you'll tell this to an English-challenged fellow about four or five times) while you try uselessly to get car insurance."
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"RBC Insurance. A 140-minute call could give you stomach ulcers, grey hair, and choler while you tell them your hamster's middle name, what month in 1962 your stepfather got his licence, and that you have a condition that you need corrective lenses (you'll tell this to an English-challenged fellow about four or five times) while you try uselessly to get car insurance."
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"Final Prayer" by James T. Johnston
Early Monday morning, my grandfather, Jim Johnston, passed away. I thank you all very much for your condolences, and please know that we're fine,…
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9. When it rains...
Composed Thursday afternoon. This has been a bizarre couple of days. Let's set the scene: It was raining. ("Finally," muttered many.) So instead…
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7. Bleh
Composed Saturday night. Friday was fun. In helping out a friend, I discovered that my mom's ginormous sedan will fit a few lengthy two-by-fours -…
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