Today is May 12th. On May 21st I can earn my degree, complete with parchment. I can even spend a few dollars and put it in a nice frame. Just before that date there will probably be much drinking and partying and who knows what else. I've already paid $60 for a Grad Pack, which includes tickets to a whole bunch of events, which are bascially just structured drinking and partying.
In any case, a University Degree, according to a recent spam, will enable me to achieve wealth and prestige and gain the respect and admiration of all.
So I'm going to throw all that shit away and spend all next year getting my Honours.