“Hello, hello. This is my last LiveJournal post from Ukraine. I'm on the phone at Boryspil next to the departures... thing. I'm alone here with stuff, I... I got food poisoning last night. Uh, I… oh, I gotta… oh, I don’t even want to think about it. It was like… it was like Ukraine giving me a little bit of a kick in the teeth on the way out as, as… as, uh, its- its, uh- uh, the food poisoning is the answer to my attudies about Ukraine as the Hurricane Katrina is the answer to George Bush’s environmental policies. Uh, apologies for offending my American friends.
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