If this sounds familiar to you, it's because it is - Krista's car was previously stolen (and later recovered) less than two months ago. In her own words:
I hate to say this, but my car was stolen again last night (this time from the Bedford Place Mall parking lot, between 7-7:30pm). If any of you see it (blue '95 Dodge Neon, [NS] AXB 567) please let the police and myself (83*-**** and 47*-****) know. Thank you.
It looks like this, minus the rear spoiler and the "Sport" designation.
Well, d*mn, eh?
UPDATE: Car recovered! (see below) Owner may install security system and will presumably be looking into a television interview for a quirky, "life's like that" sort of segment, should this happen again.